Damn Illegal Aliens
No. No. No. This is not fair to
illegal aliens, let’s be all-
inclusive and declare, “Damn all
aliens, legal and illegal alike.”
This equal opportunity curse
covers all aliens regardless of
their race, gender, religion or
national origins. A curse is very
much like a health insurance, is
better when it’s comprehensive,
therefore, let’s expand the
coverage say, “Damn all aliens
including -and not limited to-
immigrants and foreigners up to
three generations.”
No. No. No. This is not fair to
illegal aliens, let’s be all-
inclusive and declare, “Damn all
aliens, legal and illegal alike.”
This equal opportunity curse
covers all aliens regardless of
their race, gender, religion or
national origins. A curse is very
much like a health insurance, is
better when it’s comprehensive,
therefore, let’s expand the
coverage say, “Damn all aliens
including -and not limited to-
immigrants and foreigners up to
three generations.”
Art Work by: Navid Sharifi
Homeless
...And finally a CEO of an Internet company revealed their identity,
“Homeless are nothing but leftover hippies. They are fixated on their
obsolete principals, still keeping their hair long and smoking pot. I personally
know some of these outcasts from anti-Vietnam War demonstrations.” He
suddenly paused, looked up at the camera, and sheepishly apologized again
for his opposition to the war when he was a stupid young man during the
Sixties.
...And finally a CEO of an Internet company revealed their identity,
“Homeless are nothing but leftover hippies. They are fixated on their
obsolete principals, still keeping their hair long and smoking pot. I personally
know some of these outcasts from anti-Vietnam War demonstrations.” He
suddenly paused, looked up at the camera, and sheepishly apologized again
for his opposition to the war when he was a stupid young man during the
Sixties.
Bicycle Thief
...For your information sir, bicycle theft is a respectable
profession. You have no right to mock my line of work simply
because it is not a rewarding career. In all fairness, would you be
writing this offensive letter if I was a top-notch bank rubber and
stole millions of dollars instead of your crummy bicycle?
...For your information sir, bicycle theft is a respectable
profession. You have no right to mock my line of work simply
because it is not a rewarding career. In all fairness, would you be
writing this offensive letter if I was a top-notch bank rubber and
stole millions of dollars instead of your crummy bicycle?
Most Stupid Race of All
...According to the recommendations
presented in this document, they
have penetrated into our civilized
societies. They have insiders among
us disguised as human beings and
operating as high rank politicians
and world leaders who have legal
and moral authorities over us to
expedite the annihilation of the
human race.
...According to the recommendations
presented in this document, they
have penetrated into our civilized
societies. They have insiders among
us disguised as human beings and
operating as high rank politicians
and world leaders who have legal
and moral authorities over us to
expedite the annihilation of the
human race.