Watch Your Ass
I
n the post 9/11 era and in the wake of
recent
intensification of
conflict between
Iran and the United
States, we Iranians
along with
Arabs of course are
considered
prime terrorist suspects due to our
national origins. We are constantly being
watched by
our neighbors
and our daily
activities are scrutinized
by the people
around us.
Fidelity Ring
...
The male character is formed by this retractable
object. If this
organ is not fully-grown a few
times a day then the man
attached
to it is not
capable of demonstrating a fully developed
personality
in his social interactions. And if it does
then the man
behaves
“normally” therefore he is
obsessed with sex about 85%
of the
times (with
2% margin of error)...
A Game of Backgammon or Clash
of
Cultures?
...Then he wrote: You are a chicken.
This message made me wonder. How
could he possibly
know what kind of
bird
I
was? Why a chicken and not
a
rooster
for
example? The contents of
his
messages
so far and his wrong
assumptions
convinced me that
my
opponent was an
uncultured
individual,
one who I
could not
possibly relate to.
Artwork By: Tony D Agustino
Damn Illegal Aliens
No. No. No. This is not fair to
illegal
aliens, let’s be all-
inclusive and
declare, “Damn all
aliens, legal and
illegal alike.”
This equal opportunity curse
covers
all aliens regardless of
their race,
gender, religion or
national origins.
A curse is very
much like a health
insurance, is
better when it’s
comprehensive,
therefore, let’s
expand the
coverage say, “Damn all
aliens
including -and not limited to-
immigrants and foreigners up to
three generations.”
Bicycle
Thief
...For your information sir, bicycle theft is a respectable
profession. You have
no right to mock my line of work simply
because it is not a rewarding career. In
all fairness, would you be
writing this offensive letter if I was a top-notch bank
rubber and
stole millions of dollars instead of your crummy bicycle?
Most Stupid Race of All
...According to the recommendations
presented in this document, they
have
penetrated into our civilized
societies. They
have insiders among
us disguised as human
beings and
operating as high rank politicians
and world leaders who have legal
and moral
authorities over us to
expedite the
annihilation of the
human race.
Artwork by: Navid Sharifi
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