Watch Your Ass
In the post 9/11 era and in the wake of recent
intensification of conflict between Iran and the United
States, we Iranians along with Arabs of course are
considered prime terrorist suspects due to our
national origins. We are constantly being watched by
our neighbors and our daily activities are scrutinized
by the people around us.
In the post 9/11 era and in the wake of recent
intensification of conflict between Iran and the United
States, we Iranians along with Arabs of course are
considered prime terrorist suspects due to our
national origins. We are constantly being watched by
our neighbors and our daily activities are scrutinized
by the people around us.
Fidelity Ring
...The male character is formed by this retractable object. If this
organ is not fully-grown a few times a day then the man
attached to it is not capable of demonstrating a fully developed
personality in his social interactions. And if it does then the man
behaves “normally” therefore he is obsessed with sex about 85%
of the times (with 2% margin of error)...
...The male character is formed by this retractable object. If this
organ is not fully-grown a few times a day then the man
attached to it is not capable of demonstrating a fully developed
personality in his social interactions. And if it does then the man
behaves “normally” therefore he is obsessed with sex about 85%
of the times (with 2% margin of error)...
A Game of Backgammon or Clash of Cultures?
...Then he wrote: You are a chicken.
This message made me wonder. How could he possibly
know what kind of bird I was? Why a chicken and not
a rooster for example? The contents of his messages
so far and his wrong assumptions convinced me that
my opponent was an uncultured individual, one who I
could not possibly relate to.
...Then he wrote: You are a chicken.
This message made me wonder. How could he possibly
know what kind of bird I was? Why a chicken and not
a rooster for example? The contents of his messages
so far and his wrong assumptions convinced me that
my opponent was an uncultured individual, one who I
could not possibly relate to.
| Artwork By: Tony D Agustino |
Damn Illegal Aliens
No. No. No. This is not fair to illegal
aliens, let’s be all-inclusive and
declare, “Damn all aliens, legal and
illegal alike.”
This equal opportunity curse covers
all aliens regardless of their race,
gender, religion or national origins.
A curse is very much like a health
insurance, is better when it’s
comprehensive, therefore, let’s
expand the coverage say, “Damn all
aliens including -and not limited to-
immigrants and foreigners up to
three generations.”
No. No. No. This is not fair to illegal
aliens, let’s be all-inclusive and
declare, “Damn all aliens, legal and
illegal alike.”
This equal opportunity curse covers
all aliens regardless of their race,
gender, religion or national origins.
A curse is very much like a health
insurance, is better when it’s
comprehensive, therefore, let’s
expand the coverage say, “Damn all
aliens including -and not limited to-
immigrants and foreigners up to
three generations.”
Bicycle Thief
...For your information sir, bicycle theft is a respectable profession. You have
no right to mock my line of work simply because it is not a rewarding career. In
all fairness, would you be writing this offensive letter if I was a top-notch bank
rubber and stole millions of dollars instead of your crummy bicycle?
...For your information sir, bicycle theft is a respectable profession. You have
no right to mock my line of work simply because it is not a rewarding career. In
all fairness, would you be writing this offensive letter if I was a top-notch bank
rubber and stole millions of dollars instead of your crummy bicycle?
Most Stupid Race of All
...According to the recommendations
presented in this document, they have
penetrated into our civilized societies. They
have insiders among us disguised as human
beings and operating as high rank politicians
and world leaders who have legal and moral
authorities over us to expedite the
annihilation of the human race.
...According to the recommendations
presented in this document, they have
penetrated into our civilized societies. They
have insiders among us disguised as human
beings and operating as high rank politicians
and world leaders who have legal and moral
authorities over us to expedite the
annihilation of the human race.
Artwork by: Navid Sharifi