Most Stupid Race of All
A racially insensitive commentary
Although, the title of this article is not politically correct, the readers are advised not to fly off the handle just
yet because I'm not referring to any of the color-coded races as we know them. It's not about White, Black,
Yellow, Red, or Strips. There is no factual evidence confirming that any of these "races" being more or less
stupid than the others.
But I have a solid an undeniable intelligence confirming that all human races are equally stupid! Therefore, if
you are a member of human race of any color, this is the time and opportunity for you to officially get offended
by this racial slur.
However, before presenting the case against humanity and to alleviate the hostility of the readers toward this
writer, it is imperative to clarify a few points.
My fellow humans beings, I am one of you, a member of the human race and I have my valid driver's license
and other photo IDs for verification purposes. So rest assured that I am not an irresponsible crocodile on the
brink of extinction, a pissed off rhino or some other irritated endangered specie that goes around and shoots
his mouth and spreads racially motivated comments against humanity for the sake of retaliation.
Therefore, although the facts presented here may be examined for accuracy, the motive and intention of this
writer should not be questioned.
The truth is that under a very unusual circumstance, I’ve acquired a highly classified document that was
circulating among sub-humans regarding human race.
I’m not too pleased to be involved with such controversial issue myself either.
Unlike other lucky people who find a bag full of cash on the street, I happened to find this file. Yet due to the
significance of this unique discovery and the immense impact it has on the future of our race, I have decided
to publish its finding.
Therefore, I am taking tremendous risks by publishing this exposé. Undoubtedly they (sub-humans, ghouls
etc.) will try to silence my voice and stop me from revealing their secrete plot.
The document starts with an elaborate analysis carried out by the “Center for Strategic Studies for the
Survival of Sub-humans”. Based on their elaborate study of human behavior as compared to non-humans
(animals, beasts, elves, ghouls etc.) our race was declared to be the most stupid race of all. The accuracy of
their study and the impeccable historical references presented in this document are astonishing.
Their study concludes that our stupidity is directly proportional to our technological achievements and social
advancements. They are convinced that as we become more and more civilized we tend to become more and
more segregated. They argue that the source of this inexplicable phenomenon that exists only in human race
must be our "intelligence" which they always refer to as human stupidity.
They believe that the animosity among us is the pinnacle of our stupidity, which will result in our self-
destruction as a race. This is how we have been portrayed in this report. This is how the human race is
viewed from outside.
This document claims that humans are the only species that have an idiotic talent to create unjustifiable
divisions among themselves based on color, ethnic background, nationality, gender, ideology and religion.
The report reads, “We’ve never heard for example white mules kill black mules because of their skin color.
We know they throw a few kicks at each other over a beautiful female donkey, this is reasonable but
bloodshed over skin color is unheard of.
We have never seen for example thousands of Asian monkeys savagely attack their fellow Amazon relatives
across the globe simply because of their ethnicities.
We have never experienced land disputes and religious conflicts among animals. These are unique to human
race. Humans must be so outrageously stupid.”
This document also demonstrates another troubling historical trend among humans. It claims that only human
beings have a knack to choose stupid leaders for themselves. (The photocopy of the IQ tests results taken by
the most world leaders was presented in the file for further review and examination. It clearly showed some
leaders are even more stupid than their own followers!). This is incomprehensible to sub-human species.
They wrote in the report, “These dumb human beings choose dumber leaders and blindly follow their leads
and commit the most heinous crimes against each other with no remorse in the name of humanity. What kind
of logic is that?
Human beings never learn although they have much more recorded history in books in their libraries and in
their newspapers archives. Why don’t they search the subject on the Internet and read? We are puzzled.
The human history is filled with crooked leaders who callously turned simple differences among humans into
antagonistic disputes and created wars. Humans killed more of their own species than all other sub-human
species combined. Why don’t these idiots learn from their own history?”
Due to the dark and gloomy outcome of human evolution, we beasts are convinced that evolution is not a
viable option for us. We have issued a warning to all wild animal species in the world including worms and
maggots and urge them to stop their evolution projects until further notice.” The report reads.
In the light of recent discoveries, the report declares, "The human race is a clear and present danger. These
jack-asses are not worthy of this beautiful planet and must be eliminated before they destroy the entire
planet." (At the bottom of the same page, in an explanatory footnote they formally apologized to all honorable
jack-asses for this improper reference.)
To accomplish this task, sub-humans are carrying out a sophisticated plot to get rid of human race. The
chimpanzees are suspected leaders of this anti-human movement. They must be the masterminds behind this
elaborate scheme. They know we are on the road to perdition. No wonder they always mock us by showing
their ugly teeth and mooning us! This mooning gesture symbolizes their defiance to human race. They are
inviting us to kiss their ass.
But their conspiracy to destroy the human race is more sophisticated than what we may think. They work on
different levels. According to the recommendations presented in this document, they have penetrated into our
civilized societies. They have insiders among us disguised as human beings and operating as high rank
politicians and world leaders who have legal and moral authorities over us to expedite the annihilation of the
human race.
Therefore, the presidents of our countries and leaders who we devotedly follow may look and act like stupid
humans but they may actually be smart undercover chimpanzees relentlessly carrying out their evil mission.
They are systematically antagonizing our differences to expedite our self-destruction.
These undercover agents have successfully used the weapons of mass sedation to tranquilize us, to make us
as indifferent as possible to our destiny on earth. They have inoculated human race against feeling and
understanding the pain and suffering of our fellow human beings.
This is an apocalyptic scenario orchestrated against human race. To preserve our human dignity and our
livelihood on this planet we must act now before it’s too late.