Adam and Eve
Different Version
...Satan gladly escorted Adam and Eve to the
tree. They each swiftly picked a fruit and
started gorging as if they’d never eaten
before. The moment they swallowed the first
bites; they felt an incredibly strong kick to
their asses. Before they could realize what had
happened, they were thrown in the air...
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Different Version
...Satan gladly escorted Adam and Eve to the
tree. They each swiftly picked a fruit and
started gorging as if they’d never eaten
before. The moment they swallowed the first
bites; they felt an incredibly strong kick to
their asses. Before they could realize what had
happened, they were thrown in the air...
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Prize
...Another shrewd telemarketer disturbed
my rest to sell me something I don’t need.
Nobody just gives away a prize without
strings attached...
...Another shrewd telemarketer disturbed
my rest to sell me something I don’t need.
Nobody just gives away a prize without
strings attached...
End of a Day
The last day of the month when Mr. Mahan
woke, his mouth had a strange bitter taste.
After breakfast he checked his mailbox and
found a letter, one with no sender’s address.
When he looked at the recipient’s address he
was puzzled, it was written in his own
handwriting as if he had written it today...
The last day of the month when Mr. Mahan
woke, his mouth had a strange bitter taste.
After breakfast he checked his mailbox and
found a letter, one with no sender’s address.
When he looked at the recipient’s address he
was puzzled, it was written in his own
handwriting as if he had written it today...
Confessions of a Writer
...The only publisher who showed interest was the one
who asked me for a $25,000 non-refundable security
deposit. He explained, “Your drama is powerful. If a
reader under the influence of your novel commits a
crime of passion, we may get sued. The deposit is for
insurance premium and possible litigation costs. We
only require deposits from powerful writers.”
...The only publisher who showed interest was the one
who asked me for a $25,000 non-refundable security
deposit. He explained, “Your drama is powerful. If a
reader under the influence of your novel commits a
crime of passion, we may get sued. The deposit is for
insurance premium and possible litigation costs. We
only require deposits from powerful writers.”